Hate Hate Hate them!!! I go into a stall and they flush. I sit down, do my business and as I lean a bit forward to access the paper, it flushes again, spraying my exposed rear and most of the seat with cold water. Flush redux when I stand up with the paper. And when I need it to flush upon leaving, nada. The seat is soaked and whoever comes in next will think I am a slob with paper not flushed and a wet seat.
What about those auto seat covers you see in restaurants near tourist traps? You press a button and the seat is automatically covered with crispy paper that sticks to your thighs (assuming it dispenses at all). Then you stand up and it is supposed to retract into a sanitary holder. I hope it properly dispenses for the next person but it creeps me out. Now I am also seeing toilets that women stand over and do a semi squat and tinkle away. But if I have been in the car with a Big Gulp, I guarantee you I will not be tinkling. I will be a gusher! Having to take a leg out of one pant hole is one too many steps when you have to go that bad!
And what the hell is up with those rocking paper holders that dispense one or two squares per rock. I sit and rock the roll over and over just to get enough to do the job. Who invents this crap?
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The two square at a time is the one that pisses me off too.
Ahhh... I have the answer to your problem with the auto flushers! There is normally a button nearing or on top of the attached pipe of the toilet. It is normally a stainless steel colour or a black button. So when the piece of shit doesnt flush when it should, voila - there's your answer on how to get it to flush like a normal toilet.
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