Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Stampers with Bad Breath

Good Morning to all of you out there. Today we are going to bitch about bad breath stampers. All you stampers out there that are about to attend a class, please, before you attend a class, take a little whiff of your breath. Because that stink breath of yours will reek throughout the class, and none of us will have the guts to hurt your feelings and let you know! What the fuck are you thinking, when you are getting out of your car? Didn't you catch a whiff right before you've exited? Can't you smell that coming out of your mouth? Blow your breath into your hands, and take a deep breath! No one enjoys the smell of reeking onions, that barf smell of coffee, or even the smell of shit, especially when you are only cracking smile! Please, we do not want a whiff of your breath when you do a "hot breath" technique to keep that stamp "wet", so save us the torture, brush and floss your fricken teeth before showing up at any of your classes. We've got to be with each other for at least 1-2 hours. Chew on a gum, or something!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

You know why no one is commenting? We all have bad breath at times and often don't know it so we are all afraid you are talking about us.

Anonymous said...

I always have garlic breath. It's my calling card of life. I chew cinnamon tic tacs as a courtesy to you but I like smelling like garlic. Means the vampires stay away. And witches must smell good, right?

Anonymous said...

hahahahaha... too funny!!!

Jules said...

hahaha this post is crackin me up!!!